Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"
The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.
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Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.
43 0 ReplyCouldâve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.
36 1 ReplyA domain parking page?
Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/22 0 ReplyYeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thingâs really blown up in his face.
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You hit me in the cup
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Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.
35 0 ReplyIt might have been his kink.
20 0 ReplyFemanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"
21 3 ReplyQuick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!
17 2 ReplyAnon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.
8 0 ReplyJumping in water isnât going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.
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