As advanced as any MBA's concepts.
69 0 ReplyLed team in writing 17,000 lines of code...ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+v
Led team in writing 34,000 lines of code!
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Stanley, it's time to stop pressing buttons, go back to your wife.
43 0 ReplyThat was a big joke in the Jetsons though. His day was literally sitting at a desk poking a button and he was apparently bad enough at it that his boss was constantly up his ass about it.
38 1 ReplyHow well does The Jetsons hold up you think?
4 0 ReplyI started thinking about downloading when I linked the video so I dunno, I guess I'll let you know in like a week.
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You left your SI in the link
3 0 ReplyMy what now
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36 0 ReplyThat was a fun time, now I'm at the stage of conveying the concept of hobbies that can also be careers and learning for fun
"Why are you in the black window! You're not working!"
"Sometimes the black window is work and sometimes it's my own project I'm doing for fun or learning"
"Why are you learning, you don't go-to school anymore!"
"Because it's fun to learn new things, even when I'm not made to"
"That sounds like work still"
31 0 Reply"It's just like work, except I don't get paid, and nobody is helping me."
12 0 ReplyAs opposed to hardly getting paid and nobody helping you.
10 0 ReplyI get more help from others when I'm writing software for fun than for work.
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This is the story of a man named Stanley... EDIT: damnit, didn't notice the joke was already made, I truly have no original thought 😔
16 0 ReplyYeah well I saw your comment first, so you keep doing you.
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This is when the child should be told about the concept of "looking busy".
13 0 Reply"All of them"
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20three fiddy7 1 ReplyGod Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.
5 0 ReplyWait a minute, this ain’t no new hire
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the question is fair, i'll allow it
8 0 ReplyGovernments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.
George Carlin
7 0 ReplyPOV: You’re Homer Simpson.
4 0 ReplyJust those hundred ones here. But I have to press them repeatedly and on a set pattern.
1 0 ReplyBased kid realizes their parent is a middle management moron, and grows up to become a mechanic or a plumber.
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