Jesse Ventura rips "rich white boy" Donald Trump as "biggest draft dodger"
Jesse Ventura rips "rich white boy" Donald Trump as "biggest draft dodger"
Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura criticized the Republican presidential nominee in a CNN interview last night.
Keep in mind that Jesse Ventura is himself a crazy conspiracy theorist that borders on being detached from reality. He is on a completely different branch of the cray cray tree than Donald Trump, but they're both crazy.
Taking sides in a Ventura vs. Trump feud is like taking sides in an argument between two mental patients over who's president of Jupiter.
I agree that Jesse Ventura is an unhinged loon, but I have to give my proper respects to that Jesse Ventura is an unhinged loon with strong moral convictions. He believes racism is wrong, that gay marriage should be legal, and that we should see eachother for who we really are instead of hiding behind manufactured machismo (which is such a fucking wild stance for a professional wrestler). I don't think Jesse Ventura is a hero, because he's too detached from reality to be one, but I do think he knows a when someone is like Donald Trump, Pat Buchanan, or David Duke is completely morally bankrupt, and for that I respect him.
Ventura tried to unionize wrestlers and was snitched on by Hulk Hogan. People I've talked to said he was an okay governor. Ventura is a weird guy but unlike Trump the dude has a heart.
taking sides in an argument between two mental patients over who’s president of Jupiter.
It's stupid to take sides in that argument because everyone knows I'm the president of Jupiter
Excuse me, but the Jupiter Charter of 1982 clearly states in section 1 that I am, by a unanimous vote of the people of Jupiter, president for life.
Before that, the entire population of Jupiter was officially zero. So I decided to vote myself as President of Jupiter, along with chief justice of the Jupiter Supreme Court, and every other government position of Jupiter. When I wrote the Jupiter Charter, I did it with a vision that the people of Jupiter would from there on self-govern and make their own choices. So I added a clause saying that only natural-born citizens of Jupiter, who are physically on Jupiter on election day, can vote for anything. So until there are at least two people physically on Jupiter and able to vote me out, I am and will remain the president of Jupiter.
My inauguration speech, and our national anthem for your reference.
#NotMyPresident
None of this, however, disputes or refutes Jesse’s factual statement of Trump being a huge chickenshit coward and draft dodger— who has completely abused the freedom others have provided.
Facts are facts.
I always marvel at Dotard Don’s ability to play so much fucking golf with “bone spurs” that also, when it was convenient, somehow prevented him from serving.
#DraftDodgeDonald
🐔🐓🐔
None of this, however, disputes or refutes Jesse’s factual statement of Trump being a huge chickenshit coward and draft dodger— who has completely abused the freedom others have provided.
Facts are facts.
This is 100% correct. I just wanted to point out that Ventura also has a few screws loose. He can be (and in this case, is) both crazy and correct.
I always marvel at Dotard Don’s ability to play so much fucking golf with “bone spurs” that also, when it was convenient, somehow prevented him from serving.
hahaahahahahaha, like the man walks all 18 holes. Or walks at all. The man gets his fat ass carried around in a golf cart, and makes one of his suckups be his caddy, He's been known as a cheater in golf for decades. You could tell me that he doesn't even bother to actually swing the golf club at all, and I'd believe it. Hell, I'd put 2:1 odds down that says he doesn't even play all 18 holes and skips the tough ones.
There is no president, it's run by the Jupiter Mining Corporation.
My daughter asked me who he was and I said, imagine a politician that says something like "every citizen of this nation deserves to have healthcare, and it shouldn't matter what their financial situation is. Everyone deserves healthcare and a living wage, except those lizard people who disguise themselves as Americans, but are actually subterranean terrorists who are trying to control the world with mind control lasers"
I'm on Jesse's side and I don't care. We're lucky the Republicans are dumbasses because he actually would have siphoned votes from Harris as a spoiler candidate instead of RFK.
Jesse's unironically based as hell, he's just rightly suspicious of for profit healthcare and the US government.
No one has to take sides, since only one of them is running for President.
I would rather hear more about Jupiter's presidents than this shitshow
God damn sexual tyrannosaurs.
...just like me.
he an't got time to bleed....
Man I thought that was Huey Lewis until I read the headline
So he was Huey Lewis until you read The News? 🤔
So close, yet so far from making this same joke 😂
Fucking nailed it. I couldn't figure out who he looked like.
Like Tom Selleck, the man just really NEEDS a moustache to look right.
Is this uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh captain freedom are you ready for pain, are you ready for suffering if the answer’s yes you’re ready for captain freedom’s workout?
This is bigger than people will make it out to be… and not because Ventura will sway voters but because his statement and sentiment is likely emblematic of a lot of men like him.
I was chuckling through that interview. He just didn't know when to stop. Starts out defending Walz and calling out Vance for criticising a fellow veteran, then swings into supporting Harris because he says he wants to be alive to witness the first female president because it's about damn time... and you're thinking, damn...good man. good guy.
And then goes off the rails about god knows what...
Dude...know when to quit. You were doing so well.
Ventura wasn’t a good governor. Too many CTEs from his pro wrestler days.
He wasn’t the worst governor in recent history, it that’s just because his successor was actually competent. (And pawlenty is an asshole.)
Ventura had no party base in the state legislature, so none of his good”agenda (like protecting gay rights,) got done.
His tax rebates saddled Minnesota with the largest budget deficit on record and teed up Pawlenty’s budget cuts
I’ll take it.
I've got a silo full of tortillas in the BAJA
I built a deck that doesn't have Y beams.
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