Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰
106 3 Reply“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
25 0 ReplyWords to live by.
11 0 ReplyMy girl doesn't like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse
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I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
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Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
35 1 ReplyWe're sexless and afraid.
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never expected oprah to say something i'd expect a self-proclaimed "alpha male" who's actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive...
34 3 Reply(psst it's not a real quote).
69 2 Replylol ate the onion again
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You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
31 1 ReplyI wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.
35 0 Reply20 1 ReplyDo you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
11 0 ReplyWhen it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."
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Yes I do.
9 0 ReplySteadman sucks her dick.
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Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
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15 3 ReplyI want to click the link, but not sure…
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I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
11 0 ReplyDoes this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
11 0 ReplyThis is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
9 0 ReplyThat bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
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What if my employer is a woman?
4 0 Reply"Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!"
5 1 ReplyThis regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.
4 1 ReplyWas she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
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