Me girlfriend and I were walking along a beach and just had a bug (big) fight. I attempt to calm myself by buying an ice cream cone. I take one bite and a seagull dive bombed my cone while at the same time sitting (shitting) on my shirt. I absolutely lose my shit, rip off my shirt like Hulk Hogan, and go on an explative filled tirade. I've never been mader in my life. I totally get what this guy did.
Just had a discussion with my wife, gf at the time in this story, about how my phone spell check sucks. It wants to correct "pet-free" but "cobdition" is ok.
if you've ever been around seagulls, you hate them too. fuckers will stealth mode up from behind and yoink food right out of your hands. food stands by the beach have notice signs that they will not reimburse you if you get robbed by seagulls
In June, I booked a small beach holiday with the fam in Normandy. We were set having some BBQ outside and one of those fuckers flew over and shat on the table. It managed to hit 6 plates full of freshly grilled meat in one airstrike.