Me girlfriend and I were walking along a beach and just had a bug (big) fight. I attempt to calm myself by buying an ice cream cone. I take one bite and a seagull dive bombed my cone while at the same time sitting (shitting) on my shirt. I absolutely lose my shit, rip off my shirt like Hulk Hogan, and go on an explative filled tirade. I've never been mader in my life. I totally get what this guy did.
Just had a discussion with my wife, gf at the time in this story, about how my phone spell check sucks. It wants to correct "pet-free" but "cobdition" is ok.