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Doom Fans Go Too Far, Port The Shooter To A Sex Toy [extra hardware plugged inside]

kotaku.com Doom Fans Go Too Far, Port The Shooter To A Sex Toy

Slaying demons in Id's classic '90s FPS has never felt so good...

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I'd say the sex toys are going to far if they can run Doom.
- They can't. He put extra hardware in it to make it work. But that doesn't make for a catchy clickbait title, so they left that part out of it.
  
  That's just lame, if I put my computer in my fridge I wouldn't say that my fridge is then able to run Crysis.
- Pretty much, what kind of shit needs that kind of processing power to vibrate ?
  
  Yes but now you can let the advertisers know whenever and how fast you're .. enjoying your time
  
  https://youtu.be/WycN_ZklJBo
- Teledildonics marches forever forward.
Ported in the same way that I could port crysis to my childhood pc from 1995 by putting the innards of my current pc in that old case, and using an hdmi to vga, and ps2 to usb adapters.
- added to the title.
- Exactly, these clever innovations are some of the few things we get to hear about in our current hellscape.
the creator cracked it open and stuck some extra hardware inside to help the device run Doom.

Wait what. What hardware? I feel like that doesn't really count? Like I can run doom on my guitar if I stick a computer in there.
- Pretty much why "it runs doom" got boring. It turned into "we hooked up a computer to this weird proprietary screen to display Doom" rather than "this weird computer hardware runs Doom".
Uhhhhh, rip and tear?
- Until it is you cum.
Too far?? I say that's not far enough!
“Haptic feedback”.
- I have a copy of PS2’s “Rez” with its accessory—the Rez Trance Vibrator. It’s quite fun.
  
  I bet it is. Until you accidentally pull the cable a bit too hard.
Pregnancy test was all right, but sex toy is too far?
- Didn't read this article, but the pregnancy test doom was "just" a microcontroller with oled display shoehorned inside pregnancy test case. So, if that counts then you could make a rock or concrete slab to play doom.
  
  the creator cracked it open and stuck some extra hardware inside
  
  Yeah, this isn't a sex toy running Doom either. Same thing happened here.
  
  You just described any smart device out there, why wouldn't it count?
- Well yeah, don't you know? Pregnancy is "wholesome" while sex is "dirty", any relationship between the two is purely coincidental..
  
  /s just in case
- Well they needed to do that one first, just in case…
Killing demons and getting them out at the same time.
extra hardware plugged inside

That's it, y'all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.
Not me thinking the extra hardware referred to his penis... disappointed. not at the lack of penis, but because it's kinda cheaty
Plugged inside of what?
Is this like the ultimate consumer product?
What a fun way to play the game. 😳

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