Bat Fact: Male bats perform cunnilingus on their partners

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Animal: Does a sex thing.

Scientists: BUT WHAT EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE!?
- I think I broke the code! It makes them horny, which makes them want to have sex, which leads to pregnancy.
  
  Scientists: why would a female need to be horny or want to have sex?
I lick the loads out of my wife’s parts too.
- You're a good husband
- A felch connoisseur
- I thought Satan got them out in their own special way....
TIL bats are better lovers than half the men I've dated
- Someone's got o round out the bell curve - thanks for dating them, I guess?!
  
  I joke. Everyone deserves a caring and attentive partner - pleasure is too important!
- Ummm there's something in the article about licking cum out... You've been warned
  
  I don't see a problem!
- Hello
J. Maruthupandian and G. Marimuthu can't understand purpose of sex being rewarding for females.

The bats spent longer performing cunnilingus after copulation than before, so licking competitors sperm out can't possibly be the reason, but it gets proposed.
- This foreplay may help arouse and lubricate females, the researchers said.
  
  It's in the source article. Perhaps you could redirect your vitriol to OP instead of the researchers?

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