FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
113 0 ReplyEither way he still looks realer
34 2 ReplyWell yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
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Not just the beard, eyes and brows
24 0 ReplyHe now smiles
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Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
69 4 ReplyBad advice. My mom's dog has bad separation anxiety. She'd have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store..
41 0 ReplyExactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
32 0 Reply... 🤔 .. maybe we will double check first.
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If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I'd be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she's their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
26 0 ReplyShe's inviting them in.
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And always aim for the brain.
8 0 ReplyNo. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
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Recently I've been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
7 0 ReplyShe knows the bigger threat when she hears it
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More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
58 1 ReplyIt learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
64 0 ReplyI wanna be adorned
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His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
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It's getting wild out here.
56 0 ReplyHe is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he'll float to the ceiling.
32 0 ReplyIt's like someone instructed him to smile and that's the best he could come up with.
20 0 ReplyThis is btw real lol
20 1 ReplyThis gives me the big cringe
10 0 ReplyThanks for the sauce, but you couldn't pay me enough to click on a Meta link.
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This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
35 1 ReplyIt's actually photoshopped
21 0 ReplyOnly the beard and stache
7 0 ReplyThat one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
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He's been smoking way too much meat.
24 0 ReplyEating the sweet ray babies
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Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
21 0 ReplyBro looks like Logan Paul
13 0 ReplyThose eyes though...
12 0 ReplyNow none of us are safe
12 0 ReplyZark Fuckerberg
9 0 ReplyZuck Fatberg
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Looks like he got sober
5 0 ReplyOne strange looking guy 😆
3 0 ReplyThe Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
3 1 ReplyIs that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
1 0 ReplyHe's Jewish I'm pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
2 0 Replyit's a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
edit: to be fair, the hair wasn't altered that much but the beard was just slapped on https://www.today.com/popculture/mark-zuckerberg-photoshopped-beard-rcna148770
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