Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.
83 0 ReplyI spat out my coffee upon reading this
12 1 ReplyYou shouldn't do that.
7 0 ReplyOnly 15mL and into a syringe, right?
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Figure 3
46 0 ReplyNGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.
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Figure 1: My current obsession
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Just install Linux
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it has this vibe
34 0 ReplyIt works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)
5 0 ReplyI wish I could upvote this twice.
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Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
34 0 ReplyHow to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.
26 0 ReplyWhat if the heroine doesn't want to get got
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18 0 ReplyHow it’s made: Cat foie gras
18 0 ReplyHow to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
17 0 ReplyFor safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
16 0 ReplyFig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.
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12 0 ReplyThis pills the cat.
11 0 ReplyApply directly to the cat.
10 0 ReplySeems legit
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My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.
9 0 ReplyIn a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...
8 0 ReplyI cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.
Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.
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How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.
6 0 ReplyArch Linux is actually very stable
5 0 ReplyDosing cats with lsd
5 0 ReplyThat's too much LSD for cats.
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Unless?
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Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!
3 0 ReplyNow draw an owl....
3 0 ReplyWhat I have to do every morning.
2 0 ReplyRemind her the greebles aren't real.
1 0 ReplyEVs are good for the environment
4 6 ReplyWhile I don't agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.
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