Would I get greater satisfaction of looking forwards to snorting the cocaine on my desk or remembering the good times I had snorting the cocaine on my desk?
A great example of a religious philosopher was Nietzsche who wrote "God is Dead" as a warning that declining faith could lead to rising immorality. Ironically, his fellow Christians have been failing to understand his message for over a hundred years, because they as a whole lack literacy, or morality.
Get drunk constantly? Harass everyone and get in fights? Jerk off in public? Probably fuck boys and grope women? Shit in the street? Hates everyone but especially other people like him?
Oh snap, they're just the first spring breakers who actually wrote down the insane shit they say.