Aha! Forgot to put one “I” in quotation marks, they’ve got you now!
Straight to jail!
Technically, they forgot to close their quotes on the third "landlord" so now everything's inverted.
Didn't close quotes on landlord halfway through. Now the whole "thing" is invalid & they don't have to go to jail.
Syntax error, all debt erased.
Process 'debt-collector' exited with exit-code 1.
"damn"
Man, just fully understanding his use of quotes seems like it would take more energy than I have.
And that's how the energy draining spell works. He got ya.
This one feels especially dumb, because he's just renting and doesn't even own the property. According to his "logic," shouldn't his landlord be fully entitled to do anything at all he wants with his property? The landlord probably doesn't even have to follow the "law," and can just evict him whenever he wants without notice, right?
But practicing law is like practicing witchcraft, and the winner is whoever says the right magic words
I mean the owner is going to expeliarmus out of the house
this "crazy motherfucker" sure "does" "like" to abuse """quotation""" "marks"
Just keep adding quotes, once you get enough anything goes away.
"goes away"
Changing my pronouns to "she"/"her" officially so "they" can never catch me.
Don’t leave us hanging, what happened!?! Did he pay with a coupon!?!?
Sadly he only ever posted again asking for help getting something notarized. Sorry. I like a good ending too.
Video of the "Sovereign Citizen" on tv:
I mean, this whole, you need to pay exorbent amounts of money for a roof over your head, or you get to be homeless is kinda bullshit actually. This isn't nearly as insane as you make it out to be.
What's actually insane is that we have structured society in a way that you participate in it the way we want, or you get to be a homeless ostracized person that we terrorize.
Capitalism is stupid, and so are landlords. #ThanksForComingToMyTedTalk
This is very likely a mental health issue and it is not sane. Just because capitalism is dumb does not make this behavior sane or rational in any way.
Capitalism is stupid, but so is just deciding to forego it while still living in a capitalist society. This is how stupid prizes are won, and giving this sort of shit even a shred of legitamacy just because it happens to intersect with our politics is, well, stupid.
You're assuming that the landlord is charging exorbitant rents. He or she could be chanrging quite reasonable rent.
Well, two things can be true at once.
The very idea of land ownership and thus rent is, when you step all the way back, itself insane - and perhaps the deepest-set hook that the capitalist model has on modern society. That last part might be bullshit, but I'm a layman. Either way, we know how we got here, and we understand why things are the way they are, but most visions of Utopia view a living space as a basic human right. So yeah, it's kinda insane that it isn't a human right in a society as otherwise advanced as ours. That's true.
Also true: if you live in a capitalist society, and rent your living space, it's insane to attempt to just...opt out of the way society works and hope someone on Facebook knows the right secret form to fill out that somehow make that all okay.
I agree. But I hope you enjoy the unnecessary quotation marks.
"unnecessary"
I think the only person who made it out to be insane is you. I think most people here respect the opinion that paying rent isn't fun, and that rent should be much cheaper than it is, perhaps even free. And we also think it's entertaining to watch someone imagine that they can ignore the law when so many people have tried it before them on this exact issue.
Reminds me of Joey Tribiani using air quotes 😂
Probably should pay.
"Pay".
"probably"
The way they use quotes pisses me off when I read it.
