Waved through meaning, A guy who could tell he was old enough to buy a six pack thought "Whatever, I don't have time for that shit today."
66 2 ReplySky Harbor is the Phoenix airport. He's claiming he got through security with it.
34 0 ReplyI mean airport security is not as secure as it claims. I could see some tired TSA worker waving him through without paying much attention to the ID, especially in a busy airport like Phoenix.
24 0 ReplyIt's believable. I lost my ID like 2 days before a flight, and my Sam's membership card was sufficient to get let through.
12 0 ReplyMaybe twenty years ago. You need RealID now and something tells me that thing doesn't scan.
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Cashiers at gas stations must cone across the most strange individuals.
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Imagine how absolutely fucked these people would be if they managed to get on an international flight with one of these, got turned away by the destination country, then didn't have the credentials to get back into the US.
51 0 ReplyThey would finally have their wishes granted
37 0 ReplyFinally! I have achieved statelessness!
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Waived Threw indeed
47 0 ReplyMakes seance
12 0 ReplySky Habor is a site two sea.
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and was waived threw
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27 0 ReplyYeet!
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...because it looks somewhat like a legitimate US passport page. That says more about the exhaustion and overwork of an airport contract employee than it does about anything else.
27 8 ReplyThat "ID" has absolutely no plausible resemblance to a US passport.
12 1 ReplyNo it doesn't look anything like an American passport page
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If he rejects the government, why is his nationality United States of America? Surely it doesn’t exist?
17 0 ReplyHe looks like the type you see at Circle K in Buckeye at 7 am buying a lottery ticket and holding everyone up from their shitty coffees.
16 0 ReplyHe's buying scratch-offs and scratching them there at the counter with a line behind him.
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Odd… On that card is labelled a photo of Seal, but it looks nothing like him.
He’s not a weird fingerprint dude, he’s black with facial scars. Usually singing a something about roses or something.
9 0 ReplyNo way does this sovcit pull Heidi Klum.
5 0 ReplyNeither would red fingerprint face.
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Dude why do these guys even bother with IDs at all?
7 0 ReplyI think to buy weed.
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