my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
Men have one pair of shoes (and underwear) they wear until they turn to dust (at least most of us). That should have been a clue right there they couldn't be your shoes. But I'm a bachelor, so I haven't any idea what my floor actually looks like (it's covered in other kinds of soiled clothing most of the time....)
Can confirm.... One pair of shoes all my life, then I decided to buy two more pairs so I can actually color match my outfit when going out. What has happened to me....
That's very true. Personally I hate clothes shopping. I probably by one pair of pants in a decade, if even that. I wear my clothes 'til they fall apart. My shoes are grossly out of date and the heels are worn out, but I just can't stand the idea of shoe shopping. Clothes tend to be the last thing I ever spend money on.