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Upgrade your Tablet to use replaceable batteries.
  • That thing in the back isn't a tablet, its 18,647 batteries in a metal trench coat.

  • Murdered Insurance CEO Had Deployed an AI to Automatically Deny Benefits for Sick People
  • Truly a shame he got unjustly murdered. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

  • Public money is spent to benefit the rich more then the poor
  • Direct correlation between

    There's a certain irony in complaining about improper grammar while speaking in fragmented sentences. Why is it bad to omit "of" but not "There's a" like you did?

    LaNgUagE iS alWAyS evolving

    It is.

  • You're beautiful.
  • It's weird too, why would someone only cut off half the credits? People would be far less likely to notice if they were completely gone. It's like whoever did that is announcing to the world, "look at me, I'm an asshole!"

  • Dude, just do the dishes!
  • But did it make less noise?

  • Revenge bedtime procrastination Rule
  • That was me 11 hours ago. I lost, twice. Now it's too late to have any regrets.

  • Conservative parent is sad his daughters aren't coming for thanksgiving after voting for Trump
  • It’s fucking stupid to turn your back on your family over politics.

    Right? Which is why the person in the original post shouldn't have voted for the guy that wants to take away the rights of his daughters. By voting for Trump, he chose politics over family, not his daughters.

  • So this is how my neighbor fixes his fence.
  • I don't know if you meant for it to come off this way or not, but to me it reads like you're saying people who own homes shouldn't complain about small things. Someone else always has it worse. That doesn't mean those who are better off have no right to complain about things that annoy them (especially on the community made for complaining about mildly infuriating things).

  • So this is how my neighbor fixes his fence.
  • This was well done, the attention to detail with the poorly edited nails is really funny.

  • Crowd cheered as two transgender women were attacked in Minneapolis, advocates say
  • My live reaction:

    Crowd cheered as two transgender women...

    :D

    ...were attacked in Minneapolis

    D:

    I guess its my fault for being even slightly optimistic.

  • Windows VS Linux
  • If I were to take a guess, it's probably just a censorship joke. Censoring the word implies that it is inappropriate to say. Like when people say Fr*ench".

  • Good News!
  • Of course. Do you really believe a trump supporter could have hatred in his heart? It couldn't be so!

  • RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
  • Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.

  • I'm sorry buddy...
  • Haha wow, it's so much worse than I expected.

    Couldn't find the source, but I found the original version on reddit.

  • Anons discuss PC vs console gaming
  • Not to mention you need to pay to use the internet that you're already paying for. Fuck Microsoft for starting that trend.

  • Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week / A ‘majority' of the new users are from the US, indicating that people are searching for a new platform as an alternative to X.
  • If there's openly Nazis in your bar and they aren't being kicked out, you're in a Nazi bar. They completed that transition a while ago.

  • [DystopianComics] Bout right
  • I believe he was going to shoot but stopped when he saw she was a pretty woman. Here's the scene if you want to see for yourself.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5QnhXbfZaE&t=85

  • Make a wish
  • Rich has actually used this genie once before as well.

  • Make a wish
  • Alternatively, doesn't that mean he gets his own 3 wishes? Infinite wish exploit??