"Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

Oh...well I am sorry for you, then. And I will.

Peanut M&M's?

I grew up in a household where I was taught when cooking salty sweet dishes, you should add just enough sugar to the dish so that it tastes different but you can't tell why. Otherwise you've added too much sugar.

You can definitely taste the sweet in Pineapple pizza...

What? We don't do kebab with bearnaise! It is its own yoghurt and mayo based sauce, aka kebabsås.

We tend not to mention Swedish pizzas in polite company.

Bruh, I think you're thinking too deep into this. Some people don't like the flavor profile of pineapple. It likely started as a teasing joke to their friends when they were young and didn't know comedy:

"Eeeewwww pineapple on pizza?! Gross! 😂"

And then the joke just kinda blew up from there because enough people agreed on it.

Then you become an adult and realize people just genuinely like different things. I hate pineapple in general, so I don't get it on my pizza. My husband loves Hawaiian pizza.

I love anchovies, and he can't stand them. He says the "juice" affects the rest of the pizza even when I only get it on my half.

We order 2 different pizzas and everyone is happy.

I don't think either of us (or anyone who still pretends to be shocked that pineapple on pizza is a thing) is "gatekeeping pizza" or shaming poor people from tryna eat whatever they have. It is legit on the same level as. "OMG you use APPLE?!?!? I COULD NEVER!".

It's just harmless teasing.

Have you considered trying it from a good pizza place?

Uh if the pineapple is still partially frozen, that entire pizza is undercooked

Dude you hang out at the wrong places.

I've literally never had that problem.

If you ever bought eggs in an egg carton or cooked with canola oil you’ve been a closet Canadian all along. Ok you may continue with the pearl clutching now

He was a Greek immigrant that had lived in Canada for only around 8 years at that point though.

Meanwhile you miss out on the glory that is Poutine, most Maple desserts, Tortiere, Butter Tarts, Back Bacon (AKA Canadian Bacon), California Rolls (yes I know, but they are Canadian actually), Nanaimo Bars, Caesars,PEANUT BUTTER (No, it wasn't George Washington Carver, he made a type of peanut butter after it was already invented), Chinese Buffets, and Coffee Crisps.

Eating crust first is a war crime.

To me it's like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you're left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.

E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.

Cools faster.

You take a bite of the crust because it's one of those cheese crusts and it tastes like shit if you don't eat it alongside the pizza itself.

... There's fucking tomato sauce not even a 16th of an inch below the ketchup. WTF is wrong with them?

kill her

!for legal reasons, this is a joke!<

I do too. On some kinds of pizza it tastes good. Especially on home made pizza. Hot sauce a well. Really meaty pizza? Tatar sauce baby!

Just try it you conservative under rock dwellers.

Food purists aren't worth engaging in anyways.

Oh no, some Italians are upset about random people enjoying things, sounds like they need to get over themselves.

If anyone tells me what food I am allowed to like, they can suck my dick.

Based on what I've heard on the Internet, Italians will straight murder you for eating anything other that a meal directly cooked by their grandmother because it's ineffably wrong, and not endowed by the spirit of Italy.

If course, actual Italians I've known are normal people who typically don't care what you eat.

Roma pizza is square, what if you get a slice with no crust?

If they did they’d be a classist bigot not worth fighting. pizza is peasant food invented not for taste but to not starve. If you’re going to so low to gatekeep fight someone for that, that is definitely on the wrong side of history.

But did the Italians back then have fridges and pineapples?

And real life experiences with intolerable people is what humor can be built on. There is no rule on that. Stories can be based on reality.

Ok, what is the joke? I think the creator thinks that it’s funny to have an extreme reaction (murder) to a minor infraction (liking the wrong kind of food).

If you (like the creator) believe that the idea of “liking the wrong foods” will resonate with an audience as a social infraction. Well, ffs let people live their lives.

The premise for the joke is obnoxious.

My entire life I have met hundreds of people that don't mind pineapple pizza, I have been to dozens of school, work, and social functions where there was pineapple pizza, and nobody has ever complained. Literally decades of people eating it without complaining, or not eating it but also not complaining.

I never heard a single human being mention it until it became an internet meme, and the only people that have ever mentioned it IRL were chronically online individuals.

But sure it's me not knowing enough people, what a fucking rude and condescending thing to say.

Related, Japan does some horrific things too.

What a rude thing to say, so nobody is allowed to hold an opinion that you disagree with? Or share their experience if it doesn't agree with yours? Do you not see how hypocritical your statement is, or how needlessly hostile it was presented?

Oooh garlic butter is gonna be my next one to try. Pizza and spiiicy spicy curry is my hangover special - leftover curry and make or order pizza and then eat the crusts with the sauce. Garlic butter sounds like heaven though.

E: Tomato soup is also another great one for dipping crusts.