I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
155 0 ReplyAlso ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn't have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
114 0 ReplyI worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
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It's anti-natural.
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And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
78 0 ReplyEww. Just fucking eww.
67 0 ReplyAre you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?
65 0 ReplyFinger banging
49 0 ReplyI think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
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narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people
58 0 ReplyNotice he didn't say who's wedding ring...
50 1 ReplyRight? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
24 0 ReplyWait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
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But who was wedding ring?
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Mmmmm, yeast infection....
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway..26 1 ReplyOh boy! That's my representative. I'm so proud /s
24 0 Reply17 0 ReplyWell tbf if I'm wearing a wedding ring it might end up inside my wife when my fingers do.
3 0 ReplyI believe that was the joke.
7 0 ReplyAh, I thought people were saying he is an idiot.
And I mean, he is, but rings do end up inside people sometimes. Broken clock and whatnot.
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