Poompkins.

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Or.... Clean up your dog's shit.
- Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.
  
  I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.
  
  Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD
- It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land
  
  You're right, it could be. But I don't think I've seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.
- It's good fertilizer
  
  no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer
- Circle of life.
- I've seen this before and it never occurred to me that this would require them to just leave the shit.
Now this is a proper shitpost
This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.
- You have Alpacas 😲
- Will you be doing it again this year?
EAT THE BABIES
But how did they grow up there?
- Pumpkins are vegetable whores.
Do it again!
...memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.
Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that's a win win win
- The likely hood of the poopkins being dangerous is incredibly low. And after you wash them it drops to almost nonexistent. Most issues with using poop as fertiliser comes from it being incorrectly at the wrong time.
Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.

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