That car provided more protection than god ever could
91 3 ReplyI mean that's an extremely low bar. a metal folding chair in the back of a pick-up also would....
21 0 ReplyBecause the vehicle exists?
11 1 ReplyNo, because the dude got shot without it.
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You'd think god would protect the pope so they wouldn't need bulletproof glass.
Almost like the pope doesn't trust him or ... gasp, doesn't believe it to exist.
10 1 ReplyMan was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, "God will save me". The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said "God will save me". The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.
In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?"
2 1 ReplyHe could but he just doesn't feel like it
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God gave us the power to make the popemobile. Checkmate atheists.
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Did he suggest an alternate term, or just say 'stop calling it that'?
67 0 ReplyAs stated clearly in the article, the term is not “popemobile”, but rather “undignified”.
/s
64 0 Reply🤦♂️
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All I know is that his request was ignored
But what alternative would you suggest?
34 0 ReplyPope Force One.
Pope-Porter.
Move-a-Pope.
Sacral Scooter.
Pope-box.
The Holy Whip.
Christmobile.
102 0 ReplyHoly Rollie?
32 0 ReplyPopey McPope face
15 0 ReplyPontificart
14 0 ReplyAutopope
9 0 ReplyPopey McPopeface
7 0 ReplyPopelmover
7 0 ReplyAutomopope
6 0 ReplyPopebox
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Does anyone in that cult ever suggest alternatives, or just say ‘Don’t do that’?
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No, I traded it for a microphone.
22 0 ReplyA microphone?!
Okay I can see that
9 0 ReplyCan you though? It’s micro.
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Plus, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas.
6 0 ReplyI didn’t realise the ramifications of this statement until right now
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I love that description! "In 2002 he asked to stop calling it the popemobile, (so anyway...) in 2008 the popemobile..." lol
20 2 ReplyIf everything in his crackpot sandstorm hallucination of a religion is correct I imagine his toes are quite toasty about now.
11 1 ReplyAh, the God Force 1
8 0 Replywhæt
8 0 Reply*hwæt !
8 0 ReplyWe Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
6 0 Reply*whæt
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Best read in Ron Howard's voice
8 0 ReplyMan with science made object to protect a man of all-powerful god.
He-he
6 0 ReplyI sent you a truck, a boat, and a popemobile 😢
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