Today's electrical tip to stop unwanted questions about the living room ceiling hook.

"Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?"

For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!
"Uhm, Karl, why are you in my bedroom?"
It was like that when i got here. But a shiny well polished hook glistening in the daylight raises an eyebrow.
- Are they not for ceiling fans? The two fans I've installed needed them.
- why not have a hanging chair?

What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?

The sex swing mount of course
Fire alarms should be mounted outside of bedrooms.
- This one was located in the living room, no?
  
  I'm going to put mine on the porch.

Actually good lifehack

Just say you use it for shibari, that'll put them at ease.

Its extremely embarrassing when guests continually ask about the ceiling hook.

You hung it during your houseplant phase, but you don't have a green thumb and haven't bothered to take the hook down yet
You say "extremely embarrassing", but I say "a perfect opportunity" ;3

Just get yourself one of those swinging chairs:

https://cdn.home-designing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/open-sided-papasan-swing-chair-ceiling-mount-design-for-covered-patio-sunroom-1024x1024.jpg

I have one. Its very uncomfortable for sex.
- Yeah I didn’t mean to fuck in it, just that there is a piece of furniture that can explain why you have a ceiling hook.
- But you can easily exchange it for the sex swing.

Hang a planter from it.

Hidden in plain sight, very cunning.

People will still ask question if you mounted 2 fire detector at 1m distance?

Oh, that's a CO2 detector...
- CO*
- or radon detector, depending on where you are and what your regional risks are.

It's common here in Malaysia for baby cradle swing or baby bouncer or baby rocker. The hook on the ceiling is attached to the cradle with a spring. Now my mind is dirtied by this meme.

Oops I just realised this is lemmy.ca, this just appears on my feed so I just commented.
- What does it matter if its lemmy.ca?
- It's not, though. This is lemmy.ml, the OP is from lemmy.ca.
- Its all good welcome friend
- You're allowed to comment on posts on other servers. That's, like, the entire point of the Fediverse.
- I will say that this is both a benefit and a detriment to lemmy in my experience. You have to pay attention to multiple levels of information.
No, it's dual use. Few times for for conception, then it's already there just hang the bouncer from it.

We always just hung plants from them.

That or a Sky Chair, though ironically they kinda look like sex swings on their own.

nobody asks about my hooks.. it must be the way i look at them and say, "i wouldn't ask about the hooks"..

I just hate the hypocrisy of it all

I used to have two smoke detectors one right next to the other. One came with the house, the other was linked to the alarm system.

hey, thats the same model of smoke detector that I have

Hang Olympic rings from them!

What's funny is that I actually had a pair in my livingroom that was actually used to hang Olympic rings!

I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I'm wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don't even have curtains.)

1000th

So if I stick my pecker in it, does it do the ceiling fan helicopter? Asking for a friend...

Let's help your friends pick out a good ladder, you're buying of course.

Nice

Looks photoshopped to me