Spance
154 1 Replypronounced: spanc
26 0 ReplyI came here to post this
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I'm European and can't name it. I'm really bad at geography
Edit: looked it up on Google maps. Well... I said I'm bad at geography
145 1 ReplyI'm worried, but I really appreciated your honesty
Hey at least now you know.
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Atlantis 👀
88 4 ReplyITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.
76 3 ReplyHey don't call me out like that. My response was funny.
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Republic of Biscay
73 0 ReplyI like their cookies. A little dry though.
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Frain
70 1 ReplyEl mejor pays en le monde.
Tous son bienvenidos en Frain.
Por vous plaît, trae son bateau. Mercias.
34 0 ReplyThis is the closest reading sensation I've had to trying to listen to two conversations at the same time.
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Basquistan.
The Basque population finally won their freedom, and carved out a bit of France for some elbow room.
53 0 ReplyThey must not have oil there.
51 0 ReplyThey don't have freedom Democracy trucks bald eagles oil and guns 😥
24 4 ReplyOr commas!
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Easy, that's Andorra the map is post WW3.
42 0 ReplyGenovia. They’re famous for their Genovian pears.
42 0 ReplyAlso their right-hand man Sepheroth.
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That's part of Australia. It's where they plan to host Eurovision if they ever actually win it.
35 0 ReplyMorocco might do the same thing if it ever wins (just rejoining is unlikely).
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Old Atlantis Republic (this map needs updating)
29 1 ReplyAtlantis (according to Plato, who made Atlantis up in the first place) is off the coast of North-east Africa.
9 0 ReplyBah, Plato. What does that guy know, huh?
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That's Updog
28 0 ReplyWhat is Updog?
9 0 ReplyLooks like a graphic design, marketing, and printing company that caters to businesses. Either that, or a company that makes toys and leashes for dogs.
8 0 Reply2 0 ReplyElmau Gotham Balzac Disney Tuts
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A common misconception - the proper name is “Deez”.
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Texas
27 0 ReplyTexas is at the bottom of the map, genius. That's obviously West Nevada.
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Portugal II
27 0 ReplyElectric Boogaloo ?
10 0 ReplyNo that’s West Portugal, duh
8 0 ReplyPortuguy
9 1 Reply
Dumbasses, this is obviously Atlantis
23 0 ReplyWe all know that's Old Orleans.
22 0 ReplyDid they know it was going to be old when they named it?
4 0 ReplyIt was always old.
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Y'ALL READY FOR BISQUE?!
19 0 ReplyAtlantis, duh
19 0 ReplyEasy. That's Atlantis.
Next?
18 0 ReplyTo the people who don't understand, the difficulty is in fact impossible.
19 1 ReplyAtlantis
16 0 ReplyI never thought we'd find it, but we've come so far.
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As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.
/s
16 0 ReplyThis honestly had me confused for longer than I'd like to admit.
I'm from east asia so european geography isn't my forte. But I like to think I've played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.
16 0 Replysquints
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
16 0 ReplyLooking at that old map...erosion is a bitch
16 0 ReplyI was feeling stupid for a minute there
17 1 ReplyPre-brexit Britain
15 0 ReplyFinally, a land for the remainers
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True Ireland
15 0 ReplyWe got a fan of geology and continental plate drift here!
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Spanceugal.
What do I win?
15 1 ReplyA trip to Spanceugal, congratulations, your tickets are in the mail!
8 0 ReplyThat's ominous. Never gave my address.
I guess privacy really is dead.
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A trip to Disneyland Atlantis (the capital of spanceugal)
9 1 ReplyHooray! I always wanted to go!
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I’m fairly positive this is Mexico
14 0 ReplyI guess you could say that's a rough Newfoundland before it split from Europe (or whatever it was called back then)
14 0 ReplyIt was Oldfoundland back in those days.
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It's the Basque country if the Spanish government weren't such buzzkills with their whole fighting terrorism, ETA Bad crap. But soon, soon
15 1 ReplyThey straight up submerged half the basque country with all the people living there, they're brutal
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Basque
15 1 ReplyLike the soup?
3 0 ReplyIt's the traditional soup of the gazpacho police
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Bisquick
13 0 ReplyThe Iberian Peninsula's foreskin
13 0 ReplyIt's Florin from The Princess Bride.
12 0 ReplyThe Bay of Biscay? Lol
12 0 ReplyIt's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!
15 3 ReplyAn image as rigged as the British education system...
Noice!
12 0 ReplyThat's Texas
12 0 ReplyThe Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.
12 0 ReplyThe mighty kingdom of Biscayland.
11 0 ReplyCalifornia?
11 0 ReplyIt's Biscay.
11 0 ReplyNautical claims don't extend that far
9 0 ReplyAmerican here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...
11 2 ReplyCorrect the map is fake. It's like splitting Texas into two states and asking Europeans to name it.
5 2 ReplyIt's not really like that at all, that landmass doesn't exist
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Basque Republic (most is submerged)
9 0 ReplySvenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.
9 0 ReplyIt's Ligma
9 0 ReplyI don't know that nation 🤔
3 0 ReplyIt's a protectorate of the greater Sugondese nation
4 0 ReplyWhich nation?
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Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.
13 4 ReplyBrittany if France didn’t flood it
9 0 ReplySimple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!
9 0 ReplyWaterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.
8 0 ReplyIt's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.
It's Portugal
8 0 ReplyThat's definitely Molise
8 0 ReplySo it exists!
3 0 ReplyYou only find it when you're not looking for it!
Btw, howdy! We meet once again ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )
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Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.
Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?
8 0 ReplyFlorida.
7 0 ReplyCalifornia
7 0 ReplyMaps without Listenbourg
7 0 ReplyNew Spainland
7 0 ReplyLigma
7 0 ReplyBalls
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I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.
7 0 ReplySeawatyadidthere
7 0 ReplyListenbourg ?
7 0 ReplyFakelandistan
6 0 ReplyThe Bretagne Finally got the la D's they wished! The Tribute de Dana gave it to them!
6 0 ReplyThe little island sells it
6 0 ReplyMississippi
6 0 ReplyAndorra.
8 2 ReplyThe basque people would love their land to be this large once again.
5 0 ReplyIt's Mu, it finally was found.
5 0 ReplyEU is expanding east nowadays. And not even the dutch are that good claming land from the sea.
6 1 ReplyThat land is shared between Monaco, Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Andorra. They all control all of it simultaneously. As such, everyone speaks Catalan, French, German and Italian (so, 100% of the population is quadralingual). Also, it's the richest territory in the world with a GDP per capita bigger than that of the rest of Europe combined. Because of this, everyone is a millionaire, and 20% of the population is a billionaire.
So what's it called? Macroland (because it's massive compared to the micronations that control it). Also, everything in between the parentheses is part of the name.
5 0 ReplyThis is it
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Not an american, but that looks like the Aether dimension.
6 1 ReplyThanks for making my brain hurt
4 0 ReplyNorth Castile
4 0 ReplyDamn, that is a good one!
Learn something new everyday.
4 0 ReplyTaured
4 0 ReplyThat's the lovely nation of Biscay
4 0 Replyandorra
4 0 ReplyAndorranoma
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North Asturias
4 0 Replythat's where les Gascons store their testicles
4 1 ReplyThat's how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.
3 0 ReplyIt's obviously Liberland but in 25 years.
3 0 ReplyBiscadia
3 0 Replygoogle maps
3 0 ReplyDoggerland
3 0 ReplyDude it's Vulcan, come on now.
GGEZ
3 0 ReplyBay of Biscay
3 0 ReplyGreat Britain
3 0 ReplyMexico?
3 0 ReplyIs that the fabled East Dakota?
2 0 ReplyRepública de la Fez Ibérica
2 0 ReplyAh, the rare pre-sinking of Atlantis European map Wherever did you find a copy?
2 0 ReplyJoe gave it to me
2 0 ReplyMan, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.
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Isn't that the north pole?
2 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure this is "New Flevoland", if so don't go there
1 0 ReplyI am European, so that's a spoiler: It's Atlantica
1 0 ReplyPre-brexit Britain
3 2 ReplyTechnically the truth?
2 1 ReplyThat's where Osama Bin Laden was buried, right?
2 1 ReplyElder Isle continent
1 0 ReplyStop the shitposts ffs.
3 17 ReplyIf you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It's kinda this place's whole deal
14 1 ReplyThis isn't a shitpost. This is a cakepost.
2 1 Replyshartpost
2 2 ReplyYou're one of those people who likes clay in their soup, ain'tcha?
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