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A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
Lycosidae Mirum
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
You found what on my web history?!
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
"in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans"
"Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You're gonna be late for work."
This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Hello skinny hooman
I can haz cheezeburger?
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
Spider Mench
Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
Who? Me?
I can't believe you paid for winrar
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
Have you seen my tweezers.
When you realise you've been caught in a web of your own lies.
This makes me highly uncomfortable
Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.
From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.
"Have you seen my possum? "
But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just... different! And different not bad!
I have… Understandings
There is no try. Only do.