The Tampere Evangelical Lutheran Parishes plans to divert excess heat from the Valtiala crematorium into the local district heating network.
The Federation of Tampere Evangelical Lutheran Parishes wants to pump excess heat from its Valtiala furnace into the local central heating system to heat homes in the town as well as in nearby Kangasala.
If the parish union and Kangasalan Lämpö reach an agreement, the crematorium's excess heat could be warming homes in the area by next winter.
Exactly, it might sound bizarre at first but at the end of the day cremation is a massiv waste. They're actually testing boiling corpses instead of burning them to save energy so all things considered this solution might be the less strange one.
Not quite, but they did live through the great depression in the early 1900s, so things like keeping a box of buttons to fix your shirts and a basement full of canned anything on sale where pretty standard.
Ah just like how Egyptians used mummies for kindling. All that's missing is some snake oil salesman peddling tinctures made of these corpses as a cure to measles or something.
The human body is 70% water. The energy required to evaporate all that would wipe out anything you'd get from combusting the organic matter. And it's not like they could leave them out back to dry out like seasoning firewood.