Programmer Humor @programming.dev Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 2mo ago

Vim

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Learn how to take a screenshot

Clean your damned screen
- Learn how to take a screenshot
  
  Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo
  
  And what about their screen?
  
  I feel like they intentionally got some bad glare on the screen, but in a spot where it wouldn’t interfere with you quickly reading the text. 🤌🏼
- Screenshots are also disabled.
- I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.
  
  Clean your damned phone screen
- I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.
- Yes, please teach us how to take screenshots from tty.
  
  It's not a tty, you can see the window dscorations in the picture
It's okay. Emacs is still available.
- Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.
- Does Emacs run Steam?
  
  Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.
  
  Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.
  
  But that just means it could be you!
  
  https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el
- Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.
  
  Hey, personally, I use nano.
Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol
- Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?
  
  That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer
- That's a programming font for the insane.
- What typeface is that? It looks pretty
  
  0xProto
I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke
- Why?
ed (1) is still the standard text editor.
- You don’t use butterflies?
- Based
I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?
- Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.
- Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page
Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)
- Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.
  
  Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)
- Try Emacs.
  
  Or micro, if you wish nano made sense
Vim is illegal?
- If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre
  
  ( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)
- All crimes against humanity are illegal.
all migrate to kakoune now! >:3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(i use geany tho)

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