splayd? where the Fuck is the L comming from?
SPORFE
Much more accurate.
Or Y or D
Or A
Funny, i seem to have worked in software dev so long, that my brain started working like a simple loop.
Run until condition fails, then exit. never check the rest. :)
The knife does not mesh well with the others unless you enjoy cutting your mouth up. There's a reason we only have the spork.
Don't bring a splayd to a spork fight.
Ah, blessed be the almighty Foon. Nameless Mod was a absolute ride, I should replay it.
Why is there a "L" in splayd?
Or any of the letters after "L" for that matter...
Where on earth do they get the 'AYD' from?
Seems like spifk, sporf, or knorkoon might be more sensible.
I'm unsure if the original inventor is still alive for you to ask that question, but let us know the answer if you do get it.
There's also this version
Sir Slice-and-Spear!
which app is this?
Looks like discord with a green background
Fun fact: The Splayd was invented in Australia
This checks out, mum gave me a set of splayds when I moved out of home and we're Australian. I love them but my fiance refuses to use them.
Your fiance knows neither taste nor balance.
Well, I can at least claim that I can legitimately claim an oft-unused spot on this diagram through being one of the probably select few who has ever put an edge on a spoon.
Look, some of us have a brand to maintain, you know?
Also, perhaps now is a good time to dredge up this.
I appreciate your service
Spife up your life
I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh
Does anyone know where I could get a knork and spife set? We're too lazy to grab a knife from the draw so just use the side of the regular utensils anyways
The spife would be a grapefruit spoon
Knork has some possibilities though, I might have to prototype one with a Dremel.
The knork is a dessert/cake fork.
Perennial camping-stuff manufacturer Light My Fire do indeed make a Knork, which is the first example that leapt to my mind. They may call it a "spork" but the fork end has a (butter-grade) knife edge machined into one side of it. As an added bonus, you get a whole entire unmolested spoon on the other end, too. Anyone who is cool enough to count would surely get the titanium version, which may just barely achieve enough rigidity to actually cut anything.
I used to have one but I lent it to somebody for a camping trip -- damned if I remember who -- and never got it back. Oh well.
"Do you wanna know how I got theses scars?! Google spife" roll credits
Knorks: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh
Absolute legend. Know that you have introduced great joy into the world this day!
Knasty Knork
I argue that everything inside the knife circle is just a knife.
Except the Splayd, perhaps. Which is just a spork.
