You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.
90 0 ReplyWhat's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?
83 1 ReplyLove is communism. >:(
99 0 ReplyBeans are communist. They all look alike.
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Fellas is it
gayliberal to eat chickpeas71 0 Reply70 0 ReplyIt should just be PEASS
13 0 ReplyI shit you not, never tell me the funniest joke ever while I'm high. It had me laughing so hard it damn near killed me.
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Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.
49 0 Replysteak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves2 1 ReplySorry, what?
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Or cold hamberders
11 0 ReplySeasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow
7 0 ReplyHonestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔
5 1 ReplyOH NO
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"Tomato reduction"
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I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch
31 1 ReplyCould make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.
15 1 ReplyThen they wouldn't have made it for lunch.
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I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.
7 0 ReplyDude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours
5 0 ReplyI like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas
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It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make
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Chickpea dictatorship.
A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.
23 0 ReplyB-but sir, I’m allergic
11 0 Replybeing allergic to chickpeas is a choice
SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP
19 0 ReplyAye dame, baba ganoush it is then
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Based all around
13 0 ReplyHey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.
9 0 ReplyLefty non sense 😂😂
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