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Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.
It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weigh it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.
Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings
I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I'm less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.