Octopus
Octopus
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
26 0 ReplyIf you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
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I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.
13 0 ReplyI assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.
2 0 ReplyYou might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.
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Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?
10 0 ReplyOnly if the octopus is into butt stuff
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That's... Kinda hot.
9 0 ReplyIt won't do well traversing your stomach
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It's happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.
6 0 Replycocked*
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Strap some brushes to it and let's go.
6 0 ReplySounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I'll give it that.
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I feel... uncomfortable now
4 0 ReplyI'm going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.
If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.
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It could go the other way too.
4 0 ReplyEverything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.
3 0 ReplyAmericans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.
3 0 ReplyHuman octopi symbiosis.
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