DirecTV to acquire rival Dish Network for $1, subject to regulatory approval
DirecTV to acquire rival Dish Network for $1, subject to regulatory approval
DirecTV to acquire rival Dish Network, subject to regulatory approval. Regulators shut down a similar merger in 2002.
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Lmao.
DISH bought the town of Clark, TX's name. Paid for 10 years of cable for all 437 residents in exchange for... Map advertising. Clark TX became, and still is, "DISH, TX" (yes, all caps).
Not only did they lose their free cable in 2015, but now they're named after a company that was never good enough to last the test of time.
It'd be like going to work at NYNEX stadium or something equally absurd.
Love it.
I don't know, if I already lived in a tiny town that nobody ever heard of I wouldn't mind getting 10 years of free cable in exchange for living in the exact small town that is now called DISH. Who the hell even cares at that point?
And it isn't like they changed the name of a city/town with a rich history steeped in tradition. The town of Clark was only incorporated in the year 2000 by a guy named Clark and only had 201 inhabitants at the time.
I don't care much about this particular case, but I don't want this to be the norm, either. I don't want to have to drive from McDonalds, OH to Walmart, KY on the I-71 brought to you by Microsoft.
Snowcrash vibes
I don't want to have to drive from McDonalds, OH to Walmart, KY on the I-71 brought to you by Microsoft.
You should have taken the Apple iWay instead of Microsoft's I-71. The ride is much smoother, as long as you accept you can only exit where Apple says you can. And have the "courage" to hold your pee since they removed all the rest stops on the way.
Seriously kids, don't vote Republicans if you don't want every mile of your trip privatized and monetized.
If you don't care then you win. I'll still make fun of you from across the internet every time I see the name.
That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of. On both sides...
Well, there's still Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Consequences,_New_Mexico
Egad - they didn't even get free TV out of it or something.
But at least that has a sort of "old west" kinda name to it. Like "death valley" or "last chance saloon".
I’d heard the name, but just assumed it was one of those weird old west names. I had no idea it was named after a radio show!
Yea but that one is actually cool.
That one kinda works, there are plenty of places with the name Hot Spring but Truth or Consequences kinda works for a small New Mexican town.
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