slashing the size of pints boost sales in an unexpected way
Oh is it unexpected is it? Unexpected that selling people less quantity per unit would increase sales as people would probably still want the same quantity?
So the people who didn't like the idea of short pints asked if they were messing with the serving size of wine, and when told no, they went with that. Everyone else just consumed the same amount as they would've, more or less.
Probably as they were charging the same price as a pint, perhaps an exaggerating, but I suspect two halves wouldn't be the same price as a pint was last week. Nobody likes to be ripped off.
If they still want to call it a pint, they could go to the American definition (473ml, as opposed to 568ml). Beyond that, they could go to the New South Wales schooner (¾ of a pint, or 425ml). Or, you know, go metric and serve beer in decilitres as on the continent (400ml or 500ml is a reasonable size for a beer), though that may be politically impossible in the post-Brexit environment.
I do hope this isn't a road to the term 'pint' just becoming a generic name rather than actually holding meaning. I remember when a 99 referred to the price!
The british pound once referred to the value of a "pound" of silver at the time. Though the meaning of even that measurement of weight has likely changed
Look I'll accept 500ml in Europe as it's metric and metric and better. (Also sometimes you can get 1l)
But a pint is just right. Fuck everything else. I want a pint and I'm willing to riot about it. Fuck you, you cunts. It's been pints since time immemorial and as a good fucking Brit I'll kick off about this. If we give up on pints might as well just sink the whole fucking country, I'm not going to be the generation that fucks up the future for the future generations.