"I wish for an elephant sized cock."
Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.
I feel like there is a pun here that I'm not getting.
I'm assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.
Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.
He wanted an elephant sized cock.
suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says 'what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?'
I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before
Well at least he's considerate enough to put the sign
Crappiest chimera ever.
"I want to be hung like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury."
I literally never understand these
Inspired
"I've never seen that one" he said aloud in wonder
