Yes. If there's one thing that all corporations want, it's to MAKE LESS MONEY.

That's why they want to reduce competition. It's so people can give them less money.

Now, some people might suggest that this sort of selfless generosity might go against their fiduciary obligation to increade stockholder value. But those people would be wrong because of course they're only doing this to eliminate competition and gouge customers, you bunch of gullible idiots.

Then it wasn't very final, was it?

$5.29 near me. And you can get 25% off if you use the app.

Yes, that is generally true. But Elon has shown time and time again that he is an inherently malicious individual.

Is it implausible that a jackass like Elon would spend a small fraction of his wealth to destroy a company that hurt his wittle feelwings?

I'm beginning to think that destroying it was the whole point.

Tesla, too.

Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.

People who laugh are inherently evil.

We need leaders who never laugh. Ever. Some may say that an inability to laugh may be an indicator of some sort of deep psychopathology. But that's just fake news, or something.

Back us off, ensign. Nice and slow.

Zug

What a tragedeigh!

This meme is almost old enough to vote.

Good thing we have the Logan Act to protect us from this sort of treasonous villainy.

Yeah, kinda, i guess.

Are you the keymaster?

But, it can't happen here, right?

RIGHT?

Donny are you OK?

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

I found an article that explains the stamp thing. And it's just as stupid as you'd expect it to be.

https://www.vox.com/2016/2/9/10942860/sovereign-citizens-movement

If Trump were to trip down the stairs and break his neck, that would be one thing. Becoming a martyr is another. And becoming a martyr while still alive is even worse.