AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.
Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.
No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.
Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.
Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.
Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.
Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.
Step 4: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.
Step 1: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.
Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.
Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.
Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.
Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.
Ingest excitedly.
210 0 ReplyHow to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!
"Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area."
I'm dying, good work!
43 3 Replyyou are WRONG! THIS is step 8:
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
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This has me crying lol
21 0 ReplyHow frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to "fix" your numbering while writing that?
16 0 ReplyMarkdown's "smart" numbering is the worst.
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I really appreciate how much effort you put into this
15 0 ReplyWhat was step 3 again?
14 0 ReplyI am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
Did you mean Step 3?
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This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!
9 0 ReplyOh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now
6 0 ReplyYou forgot that in step 2 you're supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or "good hand."
6 0 ReplyThis looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants
6 0 Reply; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.
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I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I'll try again, but I'm running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.
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35 1 Replystep 3 is such an eye-opener!
26 0 ReplyTbh Step 3 was as far as I got. How do you get to step 3 from step 3?
8 0 ReplyI dont nnow halve my face whenwent limp anddd went itself
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Looks like I'm out of a job.
22 0 ReplyI got a similar result with ChatGPT; however, it has no issues with written instructions. Interestingly, when I asked it to convert the written instructions into an image, it still gave a result similar to OP’s.
18 0 ReplyIt seems there's a fundamental incapacity for the model to produce an ordered series of images inside one image. What if you ask to describe each step with a separate image?
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Over a third of the many steps are literally just peanut butter, which is not quite enough peanut butter but close.
15 0 ReplyNevermind the ordering and triangle shaped bread. What the f*** is the white stuff?!? Absolutely nothing on a PB&J should be white.
9 0 ReplyIt's called whole fat bull milk
6 0 ReplyMayonnaise.
4 0 ReplyCould be whipped cream... I would try it
3 0 ReplyMarshmallow fluff!
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I tried to focus to follow up, and it made me laugh.
8 0 Replythe jelly looks more like cranberry sauce than actually jelly
8 1 ReplyIs there a word for uncanny valley but it’s not a person?
6 0 ReplyJust uncanny. I like that word by the way, one of the few we picked up from the scots.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/canny
The older sense of eldritch and the newer sense of weird also all work. Unfortunately using all these words means we're calling AI models fae. In a lot of ways, of course, true AI would be fae
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The shit just works!
6 0 ReplyThis might be my favourite post here lol
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I thought I was having a stroke trying to understand it before I realized what it was, and it just struck me that it would be right at home in this community
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My favorite step is backwards ð (eth). Step 8 is pretty good too.
3 0 ReplyMan I really need to learn how to cook. Been making them wrong my whole life
2 0 ReplyI love that derploaf bread.
2 0 ReplyI think the bread and the pb fused into some creamy carby hybrid?
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This is what medical school feels like for me.
2 0 ReplyWe finally found out who is hoarding all of the peanut butter! It was AI all along!!
1 0 ReplyI think the real problem is someone needing instructions for making a PB&j.
3 2 ReplyNothing makes a good PB&J like some miracle whip.
1 0 ReplyIt’s got that tangy zip
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