If it's the end of time tonight I wanna tell youse I love youse all and I'll be going out with a bang. ♥ 🍺

Good morning. 🤗 It's freezing.

Today's title is to celebrate the Fluffy Butt family's achievements and new beginnings.

So the go live was a disaster. to be fair it worked for the first 10 minutes or so. Its the 11th where we started to run into problems. Turns out when the vendor says "yep no worries". what they REALLY meant to say was "Yep? No. Worries!" We got lionel hutz'ed!

And now the blame game begins, but we cant do much when the vendor straight up lies, can we? I didnt pick the vendor or the product. And I'm MORE than happy to call the Vendor and say "Listen here fuckface, you screwed up BAD how are you going to fix it!?" but I dont think the business want me to do that for some reason.

Anti gratitude!

I cannot feel my toes. Left bread directly under the radiator to rise overnight. It sunk. Fragrant brick for breakfast.

I went to the supermarket and spent money without feeling guilty for being frivolous and buying fruit.

Felt good.

The thing I'm looking forward to the most is moving into a place that has insulation.

There’s some sort of mass outage happening. Half the checkouts in Woolies Oakleigh wasn’t working and a constant announcement complex wide alerting us of a technical problem.

The Rush hour on Triple M wasn’t playing and came podcast only and have mentioned banks going down in the CBD and their own equipment wasn’t loading to air on radio.

I wonder what’s going on.

Slept in - for me - until about quarter to seven then was pinned for an hour by the felines.
What a life, as the yiayia would say.

Royal Exhibition Building bought top much of all the great alcohol and condiments from the stalls!

At a pub for drinks, getting Korean BBQ for dinner later.

So cold, but damn I love my MIL and her partner. Never thought I'd be a part of family that's so close and supporting 😭💜

My teams work computers keep blue screening 👌

Gratitude thread :)

Thanks @Catfish for starting the anti-gratitude thread :)

Hooray in the middle of the crowdstrike crisis I bought w/e goon with real cash monies :) got a few dirty looks though from goonless people.

Was up at 3am again today, but forced myself to go back to sleep until 7am.

Going out to see MIL today, so looking forward to seeing her. She's like the mum I wish I had. She always tells the story of when she first met me and knew her son wasn't coming back to Perth lol. Such a treasure of a human, and it's been a year and a half since we've seen her.

Unsure if I want to go to the footy with them tomorrow though, West Coast vs St Kilda iirc. MIL's partner goes for WC, she and my partner go for Freo, of course. Here I am, lil bomber supporter. I suppose, as a Victorian, I ought to go for the Saints.

The last time I went to the footy was back in the mid-late 2000s. My friend and her family were/are Carlton supporters, and it was Essendon vs Carlton. Essendon won that game, was close too iirc, and the drive home was AWKWARD! Took everything in me not to be all in their faces haha.

/endtextwall

Windy. Had to brave the outside to trim some branches that the wind was blowing against the bedroom window. I considered if I could put up with it and do it tomorrow, but no, too annoying. In bed with electric blanket on now. Cosy.

Hooray. Footy tv feed is working!

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Holy crap. That wind outside is really bad. Thought the gust was about to take my roof off.

Computer says nooo.

Coles site is down

💨

I swear quick oats sachets tasted way better when I was a kid. Kinda shit now? I'd prefer plain oats

Now I regret not going to the supermarket yesterday.

Late night run last night to the strange and liminal spaces that is bunnings after dark. Why? Well, you see, his lordship accidentally hooked his spunding valve to the beer line on a pressurised keg ferment and we realised we really, really need all the furniture in the brewery to be on wheels so we can hose that room out if need be....

^but at least it really smells like a brewery now^

work uses windows too but everything is perfectly fine

Cheers everyone 🍺

Cold and wimdy 🥶

Interesting time to take a nap is it back on yet?

Donating every piece of clothing I just bought because despite being the ‘right’ size it actually sucks.

Socks that are so tight in the ribbing they strangle my ankles. Bra with straps I can’t tighten enough to keep them from slipping off. Trackies that are waist high with wide tight/rigid elastic that feels like it’s squeezing my stomach despite fitting exactly/slightly loose, and an excessively baggy arse.

What the hell Kmart? That was a complete waste of money because despite shelling out I still don’t have what I needed.

Now I have to wait until I can get support to go shopping and see what I’m getting.

Put your lights on - Santana & Evertlast

A friend of mine asked the groupchat for a 'nostalgic' pizza place. We figured out he meant a good bad pizza, not the Pizza Hut buffet from days of yore.

It got me thinking about good takeaway pizza places where the pizza isn't fancy but it still hits the spot. Fairfield Pizza is great, I could get two large pizzas and a garlic bread for $20 back in the day. Original Sinners in Macleod is up there as well. There's a place near me called Romulus Pizza, it's a bit more fancy but still takeaway. Probably one of the best takeaway places I've ever gone to, they make their own dough and you can feel the difference.

I think I prefer this version of the song that's on repeat in my house - kidcalhoon2 would freaking love it, kidcalhoon1 not so much

I watched the start of the most absurdly hilarious movie last night. It's called Hundreds of Beavers and the first 30 minutes is basically a Wile E Coyote skit. My god, I was losing it.

I hope the rest of it is just as good.

Plotting outfit for ‘Bad Taste’ birthday party tomorrow. Currently all hot pink leopard print and safety vest orange. I do have some orange makeup, but it’s super itchy…

Think I'll play my old Bob Newhart LPs today. 😿😹

Bob Newhart has passed away. The star of the sitcom Newhart (who played Dick) as well as others.

The classic line hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl came from this show.

https://youtu.be/dBujFdeyVCk?si=SUL5iUt1VbVk4mDw

I braved it to the city today and back with a mask on the whole time. The most weird thing has had to happen at the end. Tram driver swapped over at Barkers Rd and the new driver was saying things to himself while setting up, like "adjusting my seat" and "reaching out for the mirror" and I thought it was some cool.OH&S thing like the train drivers pointing and naming things in Japan.

Then he started mumbling to himself... "they said it was going to rain but it didn't..." "look at how bright those lights are"... and he had this really sullen, angsty young look about him... and before I could hear what else he had to say I had to get off.

Where is the rain though, it's been blowing plenty but not very wet. Not that I'm complaining

The Boys is such an accurate parody of The USA. It's as if the writes are writing the election cycle

Funny and scary

brr, I'm cleaning the fridge and freezer before I pack away the big monthly shop

do other people do this?

Sending some warm, muggy, late night love…

Man, it’s been years since I’ve spent time in the more chaotic parts of Asia. Favs atm are:

• A passenger on a scooter legit carrying a ladder upright.
• Gramps on his scooter living his best life riding at about 10kms an hour.
• Women riding scooters in PJ’s

My new slippers were delivered today, but they took them to the post office for me to collect. I could have had toasty warm purple feet tonight, but instead I have to go out on a day with possible small hail predicted to collect them. ☹️

I bought a big bunch of singles at the opshop the other day, have no idea what some of them are, names and songs I've never heard of

I think I love this one , this is from 1962 , Messico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSL2ilfF35Q

I think a major problem with DoorDash's new drone delivery service is that it has to deliver to clear ground, which means you have to go outside to get your food, it won't be right at your door. If they really want to provide a good service they need to have drones that can open the door, come inside and drop off direct to your lounge chair or bed. Or maybe the robo vac could be taught to multi-task and meet up with the drone for the final delivery leg?