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Americans are fucking weird sometimes
59 0 Replyyes, but globally, christians and many other 'worshippers' are fucking idiots every day
I expect nonsensical cringe from all of them, and they continue to deliver with headlines weekly
35 3 ReplySure, but American christians just take it to a whole 'nother level.
Edit: just to prove my point, this was apparently taken in the James River Church in Missouri:
29 0 ReplyThey've upgraded since I was a kid. They used to rip phone books in half and tell me their god could give me that strength.
14 0 ReplyDid you go to the Gemstone's church?
3 0 ReplyI love that show. It does remind me of when my tiny weird little church would go to special events at the closest weird mega church.
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They host WWE at that church?
8 0 ReplyThey have tanks in WWE?!
6 0 ReplyThey have tanks at church?!?!!
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I'm enrolled in the wrong church then!
6 1 ReplyYou know, converting to christianity might not be such a bad idea after all!
5 1 ReplyFor real. Fuck the Stations of the Cross, this is the pageantry that was clearly what Jesus was all about.
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They do take it to the HNL.
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Hi. Mainline Protestant here. You can make fun of us all you want for any of our quirky liturgical traditions. But even I don't get whatever the hell shenanigans the Pentecostals are up to in one of the other replies to your comment. They are a ...uh... interesting bunch.
4 0 ReplyLol there's always a weirder fish out there huh. I'll have to check this out
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