I’m a little verklempt. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Here, I’ll give you a topic: Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Discuss

What is our purpose?

Wait…I exist?

¿Por que no las dos?

She is suspicious of cheese

He’s got a meeting with the Bob’s. They called him at home.

Hey! That’s different!

From the article

“As a superintendent, I am duty bound to uphold our board policy, state laws, and the constitution,” Williams said at the time. “But let’s not be fooled. Let’s not be fooled by what we’ve seen in the past 24 hours, which is an agenda, initiated to make sure that we cancel all faith-based organizations that partner with our district.”

They almost get it. Almost.

...In other shit that will never happen news, Trump enjoyed a joke at his own expense at a salad bar.

That was fucking great

Eleven eleven.

ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!

Press X to doubt

Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.

Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.

I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.

They do take it to the HNL.

To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.

To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.

I think we are agreeing with each other. Remember, the only good Nazi is a…

It is a great, great feeling.

We should all arm ourselves now. Every single bit of this is unprecedented, in the worst possible way. Better to be safe than staring down the barrel of a Luger.

Coming again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah!

Listen to this jabroni over here. It doesn’t matter that you think The Rock is a skank! Though, if The Rock was cooking a skank, you’d smelllllll what The Rock, was cooking.