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Lauren Boebert Humiliates Herself With Bonkers New Biden Conspiracy

newrepublic.com Lauren Boebert Humiliates Herself With Bonkers New Biden Conspiracy

The Colorado Republican is jumping on the bandwagon of theorizing about Joe Biden’s mental state.

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(Her theory is vaccines broke his brain, saved you a click)
- Thank you for your service and good luck with your gastro-glitter issues
  
  🙏💨✨
- But Trump was vaccinated he also had covid and did ivermectin.
  
  He didn’t wear the mask so his brain wasn’t oxygen deprived.
  
  I shouldn’t even write that lest I give them more conspiracy fodder.
  
  Having heard trump speak recently, maybe they're on to something...
  
  Or just maybe they're both old as fuck
  
  Can't believe this dumb bitch is still relevant.
  
  Ohh, what a silly goose. /s
  
  Dumbass piece of shit. I’d like for her to make out with someone who has covid. But that’d be mean to the person with covid.
  
  And Trump is a gibbering mess. Maybe she's onto something! (Never mind that he was that way before he was vaccinated as well.)
- "Could it be the natural cognitive decline common in aging senior citizens? No, must be the vaccine."
- Big question is, what’s her excuse for her broken brain?
To an outside observer, yeah, absolutely she should be. But can someone with absolutely no shame actually be humiliated?
- Yeah this isn't new for her. This is how she maintains relevance with her constituency
I do not believe she is a good enough person to feel humiliation
- Exactly, if she could feel shame or humiliation she would be hiding in a cabin somewhere and never speaking to another person or camera again for the rest of her life...
  
  Sorry, I got distracted by a happy thought there, what were we talking about?
She can't humiliate herself if she doesn't understand humility.
Just walk up to her and say "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice". She'll disappear.
- Or start to unzip your fly...
  
  No, that's how you get her attention.
- Usually all you need to do is turn on the lights and she'll skitter away
Bruh. This chick gives tug jobs in crowded theatres.
Can the "left" please not counter the right by just running the same flavor of shitty worthless tabloid tier articles? This may as well be circulated as a picture of text on Facebook.
We were so close to getting rid of her...and then she moves in next door. Good job CO-4...
- CO-4 is populated by one vagabond and three mountain lions with a cougar fetish so it was a smart move on her part.
  
  Oh it was absolutely the smart move for her electorally. I think she would've been toast in CO-3 this time. Might not have made it out of the primary even. That seat is going blue this November :)
Ya know when they do those before and after shots of presidents after 4 years in office?

Do that, but do that with a guy in his late 70’s, who is actually working and not playing golf all day.
If giving her date a handy in a school assembly didn't shame her, this won't either.
Let's fix that title a bit for ya..

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Lauren Boebert ~~Humiliates Herself With Bonkers New Biden Conspiracy~~ prepares the new argument tankies will use as to why voting is a bad idea.

Hope that helps!
But she says it loud and interrupts people, so she may be onto something here.
Dipshit Barbie is desperate for distraction from her recent humiliation by the EPA chief and her reckless driving... Let alone the general public handjob, grandma boebert and child molester ex husband getting paid in illegal kickback job of it all.
Qbert says what?
What a shit article. Click bait at it's best.

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