Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

If you insist on being the candidate, Joe, please take actual drugs before debates. As many as you can.

2016 election: idiot one or two.
2024 election: felon or Designated Survivor.

If the point of taking drugs is to "enhance your performance" then Biden took every drug he should NOT have taken before that debate.

The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advanced by the powers that be and it's all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. These people would also say Joe's bad debate performance was part of the pagentry. Just remember this post later.

The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it's a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it's fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.

If only. Dude looks and sounds like he's about drop dead. I cannot begin to express how enormously frustrated with the democrats I am.

If it does what he showed tonight it needs to go back to r&d

Biden needs that pure old Colombian cocaine.

This meme might not age well. Biden doesn’t look so good in the debate so far.

Staying hydrated is known to increase performance.

Clearly they should have pumped him full of unicorn blood and stem cells.

oh my reddit lois this is so wholesome chungus

skibidi joe, can you get me a beat?

HOW IS THIS REAL!?!?

Just imagine for a short ... Biden takes drugs. AND still has the better answers to all our problems than this un-drugged (?!) 3yo mind in a slightly younger body. Wouldn't THAT be a real game changer? Shouldn't DJT then too use drugs? No?

Should have took a lot more.

Lol I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! That picture was taken in the cooler fridge where they keep his body in storage in-between sessions of weekend at Bernies style puppeteering.

I can't believe I have to vote for an actual corpse...

If I had the Death Note both Trump and Biden would be having a heart attack right now.

The fact that thus is a real product...

Biden, the RAVE Act guy, selling water? This empire is so fucking cooked

Funny how we laughed at Trump holding a glass with two hands.