good enough title

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it - Adhocretes.

Same vibe as this

So-socrates

Perfect

Normally, the quality of the image would bug me. But in this case it really adds to the joke.

Pronounced "Meh-dee-oh-creh-tehs".

Merlin warned me against this dude when I was a fish.

Mediocrites, the enlightened centrist.