One Thing After Another.
The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously
Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"
Or
"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
Tja
"I Die at the End"
Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"
From West to East: Not the usual road traveled
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.
So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet
"Wait. What?"
Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger
Butter Side Up
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone
"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine
"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron
Hobby Spider
Somehow, I manage
Intensely Human
One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking
"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"
How A Man Changes
"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"
Don't Bother Reading
A multitude of fuckups.
Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs
Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!
How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment
From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist
Never lucky
Living with imaginary friends
I see you have nothing better to do
Yes, You can!
Huh, Aussiemandeus.
All This Shit is Weird:
The Dalek_Thal Story
The New Testament...
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So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.
Nail
itme!
