The Zuck has not been 36 since he shed his baby skin some 800 years ago.
Didn't his people seed life on Earth millions of years ago then fuck off into space and eventually create the Xenomorphs?
If so then he's the dudblood of the species.
I also heard he likes to strangle kittens. But don't quote me on that.
I also heard he likes to strangle kittens.
- Diplomjodler3
Dammit!
Almost as bad as Rob Schneider:
Fake news. It wasn’t Covid, it was autoerotic asphyxiation.
Get out of my head. Came here to say this
Don't give us hope
I'm happy that things around the world are improving, i am not one missed paycheck from death, and they used that giant fan to get rid of climate change...
They shipped his remains to his home planet Zorg.
Praise Zorg
He’s okay I guess.
Kinda makes me wish I had a facebook account to just go ham with fake "RIP Zuk" posts.
RIP Mark Zuckerberg †2020.
"But, that would cost money!" - Zucc
Do androids get flesh diseases?
I wish he were.
They shouldn't.
How much shit needs to be abused and libraries need to be functionally shut down to show you how this shit will be abused and speech should not be controlled outside of extremely narrow confines?
Yeah because we totally have seen no negative impact of lies spreading in seconds on the Internet. Only positives.
Print books that take a year to reach their audience are exactly the same as Facebook posts too, so great job understanding media and society better than anyone else.
