That second story is NOT real
140 3 ReplyThe second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.
90 5 ReplyWhat recipe ? I made orange cake recently, absolute banger. I glode for days
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and then the bag clapped
71 2 Replyclipped
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Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.
35 1 ReplyOh hey, you're finally awake.
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eh, it's still funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also it seems like it's not entirely implausible
23 0 ReplyNo it has to be real or it's not funny because we're all crippled by scepticism now
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Print the legend!
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Things that never happened
51 3 ReplyI do the same thing with whoever the current head of government in my country is.
27 0 ReplyThanks, Nobama
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Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.
26 0 ReplyNow we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself
25 1 ReplyI would agree if I didn't think he was too proud for something like that.
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imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot
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synthsTodd Howard!3 0 Reply