Oh shit, it’s Jack Michaelson!
Dollar Store Michael Jackson
No, no, you've got the order of the word salad wrong, it should go like this:
Dollar Michael Store Jackson
"Mom, can we stop and get Michael Jackson?"
"No, we have Michael Jackson at home"
"Michael Jackson at home"
Michael Wiseau.
You're tearing me apaaaart... Billie Jean!
If only.
Oh shit, it’s Miguel Jenkins!
Ah dude, come on, not all black kids look like Michael Jackson - he doesn't even have the right hairdo!
That's Jack Michaelson common mistake.
That would totally be a trailer park boys character
Does kinda look like Cory, maybe it's an alter ego to cope with the loss of Trevor.
Don't worry, the same thing happened to Homer Simpson. Presumably, it could happen to anyone.
Some creepy local pedo dressing up as MJ to lure kids.
Sounds like kid got a legit experience then. Method actors are amazing.
I didn't think it was proven, was it ?
I actually saw Michael Jackson at a grocery store back in the day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.His Ghost... 🤣🤣
This woman who owned a restaurant in my town got all excited a decade ago, published a bunch of photos of who she thought was Robert Plant having Sunday brunch at her place. Then people got a look at those pictures and scratched their heads - "Who the fuck is that?"
He didn't even look like Robert Plant. He was around the same general age bracket, did have long blonde wavy hair and a certain air of britishness about him, think Spinal Tap and you're almost there.
Definitely lizzid people
Is that... Eliot page before transitioning?
