2000 year later and things haven't changed:
78 2 ReplyNgl, I would give a few bags of flour ...
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Has there been any serious research into 700 BCE buttock decorating? Asking for a friend.
67 0 ReplyHere is his friend. Anything please?
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42 0 ReplyNext week on: Ancient Incels
48 4 Reply17 0 ReplyThey "are totally not incels, you just don't know them, they go to a different planet, they abduct me on the regular, so much you wouldn't believe, all the probes" ...
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Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!
24 1 ReplyWhat can't you read‽ Zeus can find 70!
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I’m wondering if Hesiod was referring to jewelry, fancy clothes, or tattoos.
27 0 ReplyButt plugs. The kind with the jewels. Or tails.
7 0 ReplySomething something sparta stuffing a fox under their tunic, I don't remember how it goes.
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What kind of buttock decoration methods did they even have in 700bc?
25 0 ReplyGrain.
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The words are ancient and clear: never trust a big butt and a smile.
19 0 ReplyI always interpreted this as a willful mistranslation considering what a granary looks like.
17 0 ReplyI think that's how they said "gold digger" ~2700 years ago
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Is grain code for seed?
9 0 ReplyBack in the day being rich means owning lots of land and harvesting lots of crops from it. Grain means money.
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Hesiod, Works and Days (370) or 373. Also Wikipedia.
9 0 ReplyI don't think decorated butt means it's a big butt
5 0 ReplyWatch out! She's after your seed!
3 0 ReplyWait a second.... were there even buttocks in 700 BC?
5 2 ReplyYes... BC stands for Butt Crack
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