Wholesome Satan wanting the best for people.
95 3 ReplyCrowley cos-playing as Satan for a laugh.
11 0 ReplyHole some Satan.
10 2 ReplyHellsome Satan.
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Satan: what a mensch!
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Satan doesn't whisper "Believe in me". He whispers "Believe in yourself".
Satan is rad as hell.
62 2 ReplyBelieve in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
4 0 Replyah yes, believe in the fallible human not the Omnipotent, Imutable, Perfect, Loving God
1 31 ReplyYes, I'd rather believe in something real.
21 1 ReplyIf he made us then why wouldn't he want us to believe in ourselves?
As a parent, nothing makes me prouder then when my daughter looks inside instead of at me for the solution to something.
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Satan has realized that God is the evil deity, so he must be the good one.
60 6 ReplyGood deities don't intentionally cause pain and suffering and drag everyone down with them. There's nothing good about Satan.
2 46 ReplyI agree, that's why I said that God, the one who sent locusts and killed innocent children, submerged the world for 40 days killing everyone indiscriminately, and razed Sodom and Gomorrah to the ground, is the evil deity.
30 0 ReplyIntentionally causing pain and suffering is kind of God's ballpark though.
29 1 ReplyNever heard of Satan causing any of those things. That's god's territory.
28 2 ReplyYou missed the point.
15 1 ReplyYahweh told Adam and Eve not eat the fruit of knowledge. Why and what is bad about the apple of knowledge?
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After giving me the quote, did nothing and then tried to take credit when I did the work myself.
32 2 ReplySatan always has our back. God just tries to make life miserable for everyone.
21 5 ReplyI think hell is a pretty cool guy. Eh takes your sole and doesnt afraid of anything.
17 3 ReplyI believe this is functionally the plot of "The Devil and Max Devlin".
8 1 ReplyThe classic musical "Damn Yankees" is literally about someone selling their soul to the devil to become a star baseball player who can help the Washington Senators beat the Yankees.
It's based on Faust.
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Satan is cute
8 4 ReplyBut I still took your soul anyway. I'm Satan for Christ's sake!
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