This "all you can eat" buffet has a unique system for discounts

High School me would have made them regret this system. I was skinny as hell but could consume VAST QUANTITIES

Too tall. NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU!

I like how this kind of implies that they want you at the 20-30% discount mark. Too fat? Stop eating. Too skinny? Please, gorge yourself on the house!

so kids eat 50% off and babies are free?

I've always felt it should be only fair if airlines gave a combined body weight + baggage weight allowance instead of only bags.

I dunno. I'm 75kg and could out eat a truck driver in a pie eating contest.

So kids get food for free

I think I could get a 30% discount.

I wanna see the 2D person who can get the 100% discount, though.

Not sure if this is a good idea, watching the big eaters on You Tube they all seem to be fairly fit. See Matt Stoney, Leah Shutkever, Joel Haver, Mom v Food, Beard meats food, Raina Huang, Max v Food and Katina Eats Kilos.

The only 'larger' eater would be Katina's SO Randy Santel, and I think he's slimmer than the guy in the photo; although probably taller!

I could probably get the 50% discount

Kinda unfair for some woman I'd imagine.

So they are overpriced and as "fat guy" you are sponsoring "skinny" ones.

I will break that thing trying to get through the 100%

Well, that's not embarrassing at all . . .

Personally from my experience Really skinny people can eat a shit ton and have a hard time putting on weight making them need to eat more

Insane. Smaller guys go all out. Big guys go to the buffet between first and third lunch.

Ironic for someone to begin exercising and eating right just to get the discount to stuff their face even more.

Or they cheat and get surgery.

That dude looks pretty big to be getting a discount. Maybe that's just so everyone feels good about the system.

I'd do alright but this does not seem like a welcoming restaurant. I know it's supposed to be funny but seeing this would make me avoid this place.