I don't trust that product. It's probably filled with tardigrades.
Guaranteed to keep you erect for at least 6 hours
you teleport between mirror universes at climax
I figured you'd be something like gas station boner pills and not something classy like artisan squeezed immune system boosting mushrooms.
The difference between me in dress blues and me in a tanktop
Confirmed, I yearn to put my dick in the bottle too
I hope you're getting royalties
I mean... The Founder of Host Defense is Paul Stamets... In 1980... https://hostdefense.com/pages/who-we-are#about-paul-stamets ... Sounds like someone has a temporal problem ...
Reminds me of Hasselhoff eating that burger.
I see you conveniently cropped out the price tag so as not to disappoint us by showing us the true cost of this highly priced, unobtainable by mere mortals product.
I'll have to settle for the Lion's Mane instead ... it will help with my mental clarity.
Once your mind is clear, you'll realize you should have gotten stamets instead.
So... Why exactly are you good for the immune system?
I am painfully white so clearly if I am any type of cell it is white, which works for your immune system
THAT explains the moldy memes!
Essence of Stamets in a bottle? Not sure how to feel about that one
Neither am I my man! I didn't wanna by powdered!
I think based on that tag it's entirely possible we live in the same town.
Good gods I had the same reaction. I want to know the isle this photo was taken in so I can go find out!
But that has to be a trademark shared elsewhere right??
edit: Okay, yeah, National Cooperative Grocers Association. I'm mildly disappointed now lol.
Yeah if that's the case then no haha
It looks exactly like the tags in my local co-op
What becoming one with the mycelium network does to a person
Sounds like someone is trying to run a scam on vacuum desiccated remains, like what with happened with Plegg.
You seem to be a fun guy.
My God, they've bottled me. I don't know how, but they've bottled me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Eat yo mushroom powders so you can be big and strong.
stronkPaul is an interesting fellow. I almost worked for him. Went into shellfish instead at the last minute.
Own some Stamets for host defense.
Hey, if you get some, you can just say "eat/bite me" and toss some their way!
Eh, I've got a wine.
Yeah, well I've got a... Y'know, nevermind.
Wait, mushroom mycelium powder?
They did this post exposure to the mycelial network?
Wut u means
Is that why he's named Stamets?
The character is named after the mycologist. I knew of the mycologist first and was very surprised (and kinda weirded out at first) to hear his name on screen.
Oh shit what’s the inside scoop
It’s tight in here
Do these actually have mushrooms in them?
Celium, my celium
Not sure if it was intentional, but that's a real song.
