When you've been in the pool a little too long...

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- So you feel you were short changed?
It shrinks?
- Like a frightened turtle!
  
  I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
- Yes. Female?
  
  Yes. Elephant?
- Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.
My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you've lost your penis.

I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
- Fucking A brother
  
  I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer "Cold about 3cm cold" or something like that.
- Depends on the starting length.
I've heard of a short throw, but this is ridiculous
Yup. Like a stack of buttons
i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.
Chastity anyone?

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