Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
34 0 ReplyTo be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
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Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
30 0 ReplySpoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
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The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.
24 0 ReplyIf the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.
15 0 ReplyClearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
13 0 ReplyPlot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
7 0 Replywe call those kobolds
9 0 ReplyCanonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals
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4 0 ReplyThank you so much for finding the source
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