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VagabondShad @ttrpg.network
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Their ideas are as interesting as they are frightening

I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people 😳

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Facts.

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Vampires learned it from the Fey.
  • A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

  • Vampires learned it from the Fey.

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    Urine trouble now

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    Gotta adventure just to pay child support

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    "Oh the stories I could tell you, many of them true"

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    "Fifteen coins, little man, put that shit in my hand"

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    Which studio do we bully to get this made?
  • As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

    1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

    Or

    1. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
  • Perfect for a X-Mas one shot

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    Trust the fungi

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    Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate, roll initiative

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    Just added a new location to my campaign world

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    Fireball, the cause of (and solution to) all adventuring problems at lvl 5+

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    Paranoid player syndrome is real

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    Let the DM finish talking....or else

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    Let "The Call" go to voicemail

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    "My first girlfriend turned into the moon"

    The real, true hero of the show

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    Wild magic go bonk

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    What will you say to the six fingered man when you find him?

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    Ask, just a little

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    Smites with a frying pan

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